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People Say The Most F***’d Up Things to Strangers

December 14, 2009

I was standing outside the Mt. Tabor Theatre for the 7th Planet Picture Show to start last night, by myself, minding my own business when this lady walks up to me.

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Tagged as: 7th Planet Picture Show, horny portland ladies, movie nerds, mt. tabor theatre, sex fiend lady in portland

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Yes, I’m Going To Run In The 2010 Portland Marathon … I’m Being Seriously.

October 8, 2009

I announced the other day that I intend to run in the 2010 Portland Marathon. To someone who doesn’t know me, that probably doesn’t sound like such a big deal but for those that know me well it’s pretty… odd.

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Tagged as: 2010, drinking, drugging, exercise, parkers waffles, portland marathon, smoking

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PDX.FM: Possible Swine Flu Quarantine Zone

October 8, 2009

Sabrina Miller started shaking uncontrollably with the chills yesterday afternoon so we had to close up shop until we know what exactly is ailing her.

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I Drink Soda… So What? Tax Me…

September 18, 2009

Apparently dietitians, nutritionists, economic experts think it’s ok to start taxing people who drink…soda.Yes, soda, pop, soda pop depending on where you are from…

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Tagged as: cigarettes, economic experts, oregon taxes, soda, soda tax, tax revenue for oregon, toilet paper

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Who Counts Calories At The State Fair?

August 29, 2009

The Oregon State Fair is where we’re supposed to go to spend the day eating irresponsibly. You’re supposed to live it up and let it go for one single damn day each and every year. So why do Portlanders insist on ruining it for themselves?

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