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Crime

What’s The Scam?

March 5, 2010
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I get about 30 of these a day now, each from a different “fan”… I still don’t get the scam but there’s no way that this many people give the first crap about Portland or a stupid little internet radio show…
If anyone has any ideas, I’d be interested in hearing them.
I’m thinking about sending them [...]

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If People Starve Their Pets, Can’t We Starve People Too?

November 18, 2009
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In these down economic times, I often wonder about pets. How are the owners keeping up in feeding them, taking care of them….

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Douche Bag At A Frat House in Corvallis Get What’s Comin’ to Him … Kind of

November 4, 2009
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Presumably this douche lacked any sanity when he “claimed” he was “shooting at the container in which the homeless man was digging through the trash behind the frat house”. Joshua “Dude” Grimes shot homeless man, Dennis Sanderson, with a .22 caliber fuckin’ rifle.

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A Little Bit About Funding…

October 27, 2009
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I’d like to briefly take the opportunity to thank everyone for all of their emails and DM’s regarding today’s episode and the “funding” issue that we touched on, it means a lot.

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Ribs? Catfish? Collard Greens? Cocaine?

October 26, 2009
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35 guns, 10 pounds of powder cocaine, four pounds of crack cocaine, and Southern BBQ Cooking…

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Someone Please Convince Peter Fournier That He Ain’t T.J. Hooker

October 14, 2009
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Peter Fournier apparently believes he’s a police officer. He’s got a badge, a patrol car, and a stun gun to prove it. Hell, he’s even got the cliché television cop-wife-in-denial.

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The Oregon Unemployment Rate Goes Up, States Violent Crimes Are Down

September 15, 2009
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Violent crime in the state of Oregon hits a 40-year low from 2007 to 2008. No where in their article does it mention how our fair state compares with others in the nation, but who cares?

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How in the World Do Shoes Equal Sickos?

September 5, 2009
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Enter the shoe sickos. A couple of weeks ago, it was some douche bag that went into a Target store to “help” women try on shoes when he “accidentally” brushed his head on their legs and rubbed their feet. Yeah… right, it was accidental.

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Congratulations, You’ve Been Selected For Jury Duty

August 25, 2009
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That’s what the letter inside the envelope says anyway, personally I think “congratulations” is a little inappropriate but that’s just me. I understand jury duty, why we need it, why it doesn’t pay a whole lot, the whole nine yards – and I’m just fine with that. The problem is that the jury I’ve been selected to be congratulated for is in Seattle, Washington.

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Lifestyles of the Mentally Ill (or How One Woman Made Life Shit For 45 Cats)

August 22, 2009

Jean Primrose mistakenly decided at some point that she had enough love in her 51 year old heart to care for 45 cats and her two elderly parents. She cared for her cats so much that she allowed them to shit and piss all over the walls and furniture of her home.

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Child Abuse (is) For Dummies

August 1, 2009
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Jeffrey Alan Bissonnett is that guy you play pool with at the local bar, that you have a beer with at the neighborhood barbeque, that regular Joe that beats the fuck out of his 2 year old daughter.

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Speeding. It’s the New Drunk Driving.

July 30, 2009
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The Oregon Department of Transportation says that speeding motorists killed more people in 2008 than drunk drivers. So lopsided are the statistics that we’re now the number one leadfoot death state in the entire country…

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Seattle Tough Guys Threaten Yours Truly… Laughter Ensues

July 10, 2009

So apparently there is a legion of soccer loving fart-heads from Seattle that are going to kick my ass the next time they see me. How do I know this? I’ve received a few emails this week with threats like “we’re going to kick your ass the next time we see you!”
I guess the fact [...]

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