Let this serve as a warning. Tomorrow’s Portland Sucks show will likely contain more dick jokes than we’ve served up in our entire 185 episode history combined. If you’re squeamish about anatomy, it might be best to pass this one up.
It all started with a tweet…
…and it quickly turned into a dare
And yes, tomorrow I’ll actually be cloning the Wag-Wang with a Chocolate Clone-A-Willy kit from Empire Labs, and I’ll be doing it live on the air.
How did it come to this? I have no idea. Rest assured you’ll be spared too many gory details and no one will be munching on Chocolate Robby during the show (according to the directions the chocolate needs to sit for 24 hours). This isn’t about proving my manhood – after all, if I were half the man I wish I was then I wouldn’t have succumbed to a dare (or twelve) so easily. It isn’t about ratings either, we don’t have those so who really cares, right? No, it’s about promoting a cool local business – Empire Labs – who are just kinky enough to be doing their part to Keep Portland Weird.
Call it a stunt, call it a gimmick, call it whatever you want – we call it Keeping It Local.
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Web cam?
Is there a smaller White Chocolate version? Or a bite-sized Asian variation for those on the go looking for a little snack? Oh stereotypes. You never get old.
Just save the eating part for After Hours on Friday.
Godspeed, Wagner and Wang. You’re next, Sabrina.
We can expect a chocolate feasting episode on Thursday then?
only just today at work i was lamenting how many video podcasts there are these days. thankful that some have the sense to stay audio-only, more than ever after reading that!
Wrap it up and ship it priority USPS to Lil’ Ballz when you get done with it and include a note that reads “P Town says suck it”
Very great idea!
Ha I was one of the twelve dares! Awesome!
Jim
Twitter – @jimsdsm
No no, send it off to Ricker at KUFO so he knows what a penis looks like that doesn’t belong to Marconi.
Everyone already knows what Rickers penis looks like, it’s mounted on top of his neck.
LMAO!!
Hey you guys! You should put the chocolate willy up for auction to benefit a favorite charity. What’s your favorite?
Chocolate Wag Wang will have to make an appearance at the 30 Hour Day!
Send it to the mayor…… he should know what to do with it……
Bet ya a hundy you could sell it on Ebay….. or, you could always just place it atop your mantle for ol St. Nick instead of a plate of cookies… ;c)
update?
Patience… all will soon be…. revealed!