Normally when someone asks you if you want to go party out in the woods you should politely refrain. Just say “no” and walk away or, if you’re like Sabrina Miller, just make up some lame excuse to satisfy that weird ass guilt you carry around with you like so much baggage. We’ve all seen Deliverance and know the score –
Party + Woods = Doing the Ned Beatty Skivvie Squeal
This applies throughout life unless the person requesting your presence is Charley from Target For Tomorrow (and the ever present Horns of Destruction). If Charley wants you to party in the woods then you probably should. Loft-a-palooza ended up getting 200 people drunk out in the middle of a forest with a full three story treehouse. Yes, I really did just type that. Yes, I really did miss it. Yes, I really do feel like a complete fuckin’ schmuck because of it.
Party + Woods + Big Treehouse + TFT = Good Fucking Times
Target For Tomorrow and the Horns of Destruction play at the Hawthorne Theater on August 23rd, 2009.
EDIT: More photos added – thanks Charley.
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No worries Robert, there will be more, with even bigger and better events
A beer swilling Swiss Family Robinson fun forest party? Call the sitter!! We’ll so be there next time!
There’s already talk of having one before summer is out… just sayin’