Here’s 28 year old Jeffrey Bissonnett, a man damned by fate to have double letters no fewer than four times in his name. What else is significant about our boy Jeffrey here? Not much. He’s basically that all American guy next door. You know the type, a regular suburban guy with a wife and a kid and a chip on his shoulder. Jeffrey is that guy you play pool with at the local bar, that you have a beer with at the neighborhood barbeque, that regular Joe that beats the fuck out of his 2 month old daughter.
Jeffrey is all about control in an out of control world and now he’s facing two felonies.
Currently, Jeffrey is out and about, waiting to be arraigned in Clackamas County Circuit Court. That’s right, Jeffrey could be walking the aisles of your local Fred Meyer store or sitting next to you at a movie. If you should happen to see Jeffrey, don’t approach him, don’t speak directly to him, and don’t be afraid of him. Instead, just chuckle to yourself that life makes halfwit angry fucktards sometimes that don’t deserve to live in the regular world with the rest of us. That’s right, sometimes life just makes horrible mistakes like Jeffrey Alan Bissonnett and you should thank your maker of choice that it was Jeffrey, and not you, that was selected to be a weak minded, impulsive pussy.
Correction: Typo – changed ‘year’ to ‘month’.
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Try “2-month-old daughter”.
You should have tour facts straight before you post things. His daughter was 2 Months ld not 2 years. and he has 3 children. Not good but still try to get the info correct
Correction noted and made. Thanks.
Jeffrey is an asshole.
WTF!!! Jeffery is a god damn jew!!!!
what a queer jew