So apparently there is a legion of soccer loving fart-heads from Seattle that are going to kick my ass the next time they see me. How do I know this? I’ve received a few emails this week with threats like “we’re going to kick your ass the next time we see you!”
I guess the fact that I was just a tiny bit vocal about Seatown’s Official Mascot of the Mentally Challenged, Jacob Joseph Reeder, has a few of his Xbox Live friends in a RAGE and when they’re not trying to score some wicked Achievement Points (or participating in one of Jakes infamous circle jerks) they’re emailing me to let me know that my days are hereby numbered.
Gosh. That’s scary!
Seriously? I’ve more or less already forgotten about this. You guys have awfully long attention spans considering your extremely low IQ’s. I’m impressed. Have you phoned your parents back in the midwest lately to let them know how tough and big city streetwise you’ve become since moving to the coast? I would if I were you. I’m sure they’ll want to know.
I’ll be here waiting for the next Sounders Short Bus to head on down – no worries kids. In the meantime, why don’t you fellas go get some fresh air – go down to Pike Place Poser Market where all of the short-timer live-in tourists gather and watch them throw some of those stupid fuckin’ fish back and forth. (Tip to the wise: We born and bred Seattle folk HATE that place).
And kiss my ass.
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Flounder fans are pure class, as usual. Fvck Sh***le.
shut up bitch,,,this is war now!!
and its fish tossing not throwing
ACES
Shittle is absolutely the most corporate piece of excrement tightly coiled on the lawn of Drew Carey’s mansion. They are fair-weather and without a shred of class.
A bunch of assjackers, the whole lot of those sad fucktards walking around with those chernobyl green goatpiss X-box jerseys making fools of themselves every time they step outside in public. Don’t they realize the whole country hates them for a reason?
ACES!
Making fun of retards over the internet is always fun! Well done!
PS
they’re not fish throwers… They’re TOSSERS! hahahahahha!
ACES!!! HA!!!
Army Cunts Envious of Sounders
Great piece, you are 100% dead on.
Sounder fans just can’t take the heat. The Timbers Army gets to them. ACES gets to them. And obviously this guy got to them.
It Is evident they hate being clowned, and the Timbers Army is winning the war. While the Sounders have no doubt been beating us on the pitch the past few times, the Army has proven it will always be there for its team. The ECS is a joke, made up of fans who wear the same shit. The Rose City is truly the Pride of the Northwest.
Portland today, Portland tomorrow, Portland forever.
Rose City Til I Die.
I’m going to get a shirt with that quote…
“The Rose City is truly the Pride of the Northwest.
Portland today, Portland tomorrow, Portland forever.
Rose City Til I Die.”
That was cool.
seriously portland, stop acting like a little child who’s envious of his big brother and does stupid stunts (like this trash article) to get his attention. we don’t care about you. never have, never will. you’ll always be second fiddle to us in the sports world. hell, any world.
portland = God’s a**hole.
i will say this though. ACES is awesome. they’ve made us more popular than we could have ever done alone. thanks for bringing us all these new sounder fans.
ALL
CLUBS
ENVY
SEATTLE!