Timbers 2009 Home Opener… Get Yr Arse To PGE Park

Short and sweet and nothing but, I’m bummed I’m going to miss the Blazers game tonight on the tube but fuck it – it’s time for the Timbers home opener for the 2009 season and what better excuse to get shit drunk than that? I’ve already broken out the vomit receptacle for the arrival back home later tonight. We’ll see ya there and remember, when you see Sabrina Miller walkin’ around with her bitchin’ 1988 Sony dual cassette boom box with MEGABASS, be sure to swing by and say “hi”.

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