Governor Ted Finally Loses It Entirely

by RobertWagner on April 29, 2009

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Long the subject of harsh criticism and ridicule, Governor Ted finally lost his last 4 marbles today and reached the point of no return, baffling nearly anyone with a 3rd grade education with a partisan temper tantrum and storming out of a session. Apparently unaware that inaction really isn’t a course of action, the normally quiet Governor Ted up and pitched a fit over a bill that could potentially raise $300 million dollars for the state through higher vehicle and gas taxes. Unable to perform basic math and frustrated with his complete inability to perform his job, Ted hasn’t exactly been real popular lately… I can’t imagine why.

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