Separated At Birth: Ex-Courthouse Hot Dog Guy Bill Roadman and Ex-Presidential Hopeful John Kerry

I end up in at the Multnomah County Courthouse, a lot. Other than the fines and fees, I didn’t mind so much because it always presented me with another opportunity to wrap my lips around a Bill Roadman wiener. Having one of Bill’s hot wieners in my mouth always made my courthouse cares just disappear and evaporate into thin air – not unlike John Kerry.

Yes, I’m aware that Bill’s been gone for a few months now but it’s been raining for awhile and I haven’t had a ticket in months. And yes, I’m aware that he moved just right down the street, only a few blocks away really, but I enjoyed those hot dogs a lot more after being spanked by a county judge.

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