Leave it to the ultra-kinky Japanese to give American fat girls a whole new way to show off their pooge. Introducing the all new ultra low rise Japanese Bikini Jeans! Let’s face it, the women you’ll see wearing these jeans in real life will NOT have the figure the model to the right has – not by a mile.
That’s right, just when you thought that a walk through Wal*Mart couldn’t possibly get any more loathesome, along come ultra low rise denim bikini jeans to make damn sure you can see every last scar and stretch mark on that 350lb. white trash hefer in front of you. And the smell… with only a mere 1/2 inch of material to pass through, those fatty farts will reach your nose quicker than ever before!
Yessiree, I love Japanese fashion. I truly do. I’m now going to mass email the White House and beg the current administration to drop every last damn thing they’re doing and make sure that these don’t arrive on our side of the Pacific.
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I’m sure my whore ex wife has already used my child support payment from last month to buy herself a pair of these. That’s ok, I’m sure she bought a pair for my whore 14 year old daughter too.
I have to admit, if I still lived in LA I’d love to tail behind a hot 22 year old walking down the Promenade wearing a pair of these! However, this is not LA… Here in lovely Oregon, it’d be more like trailing behind a seal that got caught in a gill-net. Those two holes are perfect outlets for fat-wings.
Pervert!
Having walked through the Lloyd Center mall recently I am consistently in shock as to the horrific range of fashions one is presented with. There are these 20-30+ year old guys wearing these skin tight low jeans with this baggy butt area that looks like they carry a container in there so they can take a dump at any given time. They finish off this look with some hipdip skate shoes, a hanging wallet chain and an oversize dumbass baseball cap cocked to one side. Then there are the girls/women which I cannot even begin to describe other than most have had too many Big Gulps and Cheetos which gives them a Texas size ass. I do not even want to picture that Japanese Thong Pant JTP walking around the mall. Getting closer everyday to the BIG FLUSH.
Big Tim: Wow… that was a bit of an Alec Baldwin moment, wasn’t it?
Jason: I guess I hang out in all the wrong parts of LA when I’m there. The last skin I saw in LA was on Rodeo Drive and if belonged to a surgically enhanced woman in her 70′s with extreme low riders, sans convenient denim thong. All we know about her is…. she either shaves or lost a lot of hair down there.
J Trumane: Lloyd Center – fashion mecca of PDX – the nice part though is those wallet chains don’t do dick, I’ve managed to snap about 3 or 4 of those right off the belt loops before. Easy money. Those kids usually go into a weird state of shock where their bitchin’ STREETSKILLZ don’t kick into high gear and they just stand there not knowing what to do. It’s fun to taunt them afterward.
What’s the back look like!?
there ya go…
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