Dear Neighbor Lady,
What the fucking bloody hell is up with you and your vacuum cleaner? Is the floor in our shared hallway really in need of a good vacuuming twice daily? Must you vacuum every single time I have guests? Are you so much a clean freak that you cannot let even a speck of dirt stand for longer than 4 hours? WHAT THE HELL?!
Furthermore, we have these folks called “building maintenance” that are supposed to do that for us – and they do, once per week without fail. Are you implying that they aren’t doing a good job? Are you bored? Do you not have cable television? Were you once a professional vacuumist and now you miss the good old days?
Remember a week or so ago when the building fire alarm went off and you ran at the mouth about how you have a bum knee in your dying, withering old body? Remember how you said it made it hard to walk sometimes, let along descend endless floors of stairs in an emergency? Have you ever stopped to think that MAYBE YOUR FUCKING KNEE WOULDN’T BOTHER YOU SO MUCH IF YOU DIDN’T VACUUM THE FUCKING FLOOR THREE TIMES A DAY?!!!!!
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Fucking old lady!!! Start dumping your cat littler box by her front door. Atleast she’ll be cleaning up something you wish you didn’t have to.
Funny… I read this and no more than 5 minutes later that crazy freak starts vacuuming again. She must be dustophobic or something, I just can’t figure it out. I’m so fucking tired of hearing her vacuum though – good lord, don’t they make a silent sucker model?