A quickie here… Harmony Ethyl Dillard of Medford might well be moonlighting as that prolific criminal mastermind known as The Hoody Bandit. Dillard, 18, (yes, you read that right, EIGHTEEN) was busted by the FBI (EFFF BEEEE EYEEEE) just yesterday under suspicion of robbing five or more banks in various cities. Presumably the FBI did that cool thing with that map on the wall where they magically triangulate the exact location of the perp by using 6 thumbtacks and some string. A quick call to FBI headquarters could not confirm the use of ace mathematician Charlie Eppes in this case.
I don’t know about you but I’m all kinda hot and bothered by the idea of a female criminal mastermind robbing so many banks before getting caught. I know, I know, that’s a sad and sick and stupid thing to say but I’m just being honest here. Call it too many hours of watching Lara Croft’s butt 15 years ago…
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I’m just glad you fonetickally spelled out the more dyfikoult werds! Don’t forget the selfish unwillingness of Portlanders to invest in public education-so we need some help! Seriously though, at least she devised a clever way to ‘get rich quick’ here without stripping! And the reason she wasn’t caught sooner is because selfish, stingy Portlanders refuse to pay the taxes necessary to maintain civility in civic life! I should know… I lived in NYC til 2 years ago, and this place SUXXX!