Dear Erik S. Ayala, Have Fun in Hell

by RobertWagner on January 27, 2009

The suicidal jackass that unloaded multiple rounds into a crowd of innocent bystanders last weekend is dead, apparently there is a Santa Claus after all. 

Erik S. Ayala, 24, died today just after 2pm at Legacy Emanuel Hospital & Health Center. If there’s a God up above, I’d just like to thank Him for calling this one back – I was worried he’d pull through and we’d have to watch him get less than a death sentence since this damn state seems to think just about everyone can be rehabilitated. Why these random-shooting assholes can’t get it through their heads to shoot themselves FIRST and everyone else SECOND is beyond me. Anyway, fuck you Erik, I hope your ass burns in hell for all eternity. I could give a shit about your problems, your “cryptic note”, your quiet handgun-buying demeanor, or your lack of a job. I hope it hurt at the end, really, really bad.

And now, the lucky Portlanders we are, we all get to sit back and listen to the gun-control nut jobs and anti-video game douchebags run at the mouth again. Yippee fucking do. A small price to pay considering that people out there lost loved ones to this fucking loser, but still…

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kakaroacha January 28, 2009

and to think we were a mere few blocks from this WHILE it was happening………. ~country mouse.

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casey January 28, 2009

I was on the other side of the block.I still can’t sleep.

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waltie January 29, 2009

I was kinda hoping this dirt bag would survive as an ineffectual vegetable, being too handicapped to end his miserable existence and having to rot within his deteriorating shell.

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J.Wilkerson January 30, 2009

Me too. The irony of him not being able to end it all seemed both fitting and deserved.

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