Apparently you can’t hold a gathering of any kind in this city anymore without the freaks coming out of the woodwork. The pdxsucks.com crew went down to Portland City Hall this afternoon to sit in on the press conference in support of Mayor Sam Adams only to find a small mob of mental midgets out front. This poses three distinctly obvious questions:
1. Why don’t these people have jobs?
2. What the fuck does Jesus have to do with anything?
3. Can the stylish gray slacks worn by the Hillsboro soccer mom in the video withstand the pressure of her enlarged buttocks long enough to make it through the entire event?
Find out below:
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So now you have to be a size zero to hold a sign in front of City Hall? Yeah thats my “enlarged ass” on your video…Geez sorry that being 5′9 and a size 8 isn’t good enough to carry a friggen sign or is it just that I want a scummy lying mayor out of City Hall that makes me ass so unapealing to you? Actually, I find it funny and if I needed a reason to get to my am Pilates class I will have you to thank for the motivation…btw what does your mom’s ass look like?!
@Rondine
get your WASPy ass back out to Hillsboro or wherever the fuck you’re from and stay out of our politics. Thanks.
I only made it to the support rally in the evening, but after viewing videos of the “protest” from the afternoon I will say that Adams’ supporters had more passion, more genuine love for their cause, and I don’t think that a single one of them were white christian suburbanites. We were Portlanders. We were white, black, latino, gay, straight, poor or otherwise. We are a better representation of the constituents than the assholes that are fighting against our mayor.
So get back to your suburbs, get the fuck out of Portland, and stay out of Adams’ bedroom. Thanks.
OH YEAH and I forgot to mention, I’M A SIZE ZERO. HAHAHAHA
SIZE ZEROS IN SUPPORT OF SAM!! WOOO!
Nice name calling Apple but it really doesn’t make you look any smarter. I guess I can’t expect much more from someone who would stand up for a predator that groomed a 17 year old. I know that talking about your slimy sicko Mayor (who I voted for btw, I do not live in Hillsboro) makes you uncomfortable so lets just keep talking about my really great ass…when was the last time anyone made a vid of yours? Yeah, didn’t think so!
Oooh, looks like somebody is reverting to diversionary tactics because they can’t handle the fact that A.) Nobody wants you here, I don’t believe that you voted for him, nor do you live in Portland; B.) You must definitely have some insecurities about that whale of a backside of yours, otherwise you wouldn’t keep derailing this freightliner and resorting to attacking my intelligence; and C.) Again, I would bet money that you are not a constituent.
(By the way, the last time my ass was in a video, I was paid for it.
So you want to talk about Adams? Fine. He lied about something that wasn’t anybody’s business to begin with. He hasn’t done anything illegal. And our need for a man like him in office greatly outweighs his lie about a sexual relationship that was perfectly legal. End of story.
My mothers ass is firm, like a ripe peach and every bit as tasty – thanks for asking.
I have to agree with Apple though. The contrast between the groups outside city hall in the afternoon vs. in the evening yesterday were startling. The noon protestors were largely either Jesus-lovin’ rednecks or Rondine here. At the 5:30 rally they were every bit as diverse a group as you could imagine but they all had one thing in common (other than support for Sam) – they could read.
We definitely had better signs.
And gnomes.
Really glad your mom has a nice ass Robert, you are probably busy making a vid of it right now…would not surprise me one little bit. That does not take away from the fact that the Mayor is a child predator but all this “ass talk” is a really great distraction. Anyhoo, guess our rally wasn’t as impresssive as yours, for that I do not apologize. Were there “Jesus freaks” at our rally? Yes, believe you me I wish I could have passed them off on Storm Large and her little band on of minions who sang a sickening renditon of Amasing Grace. Note to Storm: Thanks for bringing religion into this because the sandwich board dudes were not distracting enough. Next time take the sandwich board dudes off our hands, Storm, and let them sing Amazing Grace with you and your band of City Hall misfits…you all belong together. As for me and the rest of the hard working folks that attended and took time off work (love how some slacker blogger like you Robert wants to paint us as unemployed, seriously get a life and stop crouching behind my ass with a camera and calling it gainful employment) we were out there to show that not every Portlander who wants Sam gone is a crazy loon. So say what you will about my “Waspy” appeance or my fab ass I don’t care. Please keep in mind the more you support this really bad guy Sam Adams the more creepy and unethical you look. Who are the real freaks? Sam’s supporters I say!
This is some serious entertainment….. big asses,, little asses,, asses in movies… Poor Sam!!
I know. Instead of talking about the real issues, we’re talking about some fat bitch’s ass.
@Rondine:
1. You are the one bringing the distractions to this conversation. You can’t even talk about the issue without using loaded words like “child predator” (they were two consenting adults, jackass) and “unethical” (haha, ethics, that’s great–like you have never had sex). Tell me, PLEASE, give me a good reason why this man should be forced to leave his office. Nobody wants him to, other than idiots writing half-cracked articles on the internet, idiots that aren’t even from here. And fuck Willamette Week and their self-congratulatory back-patting, that is the last issue I will ever read.
2. I’m sorry that not being a white anglo-saxon protestant hetero-normative old hag makes me a freak. Sorry that I couldn’t protest your protest because I was at work, and I do not live off of a wealthy husband or daddy. Sorry that the rest of Portland doesn’t live up to your standards.
I’m not really sorry, of course. But you must come to realize that in Portland, you are the freak. Get out, stay out. And learn to spell.
Yep keep the insults going over my appearance Apple, its all you got. Please don’t worry about me though, I have plenty of cash to cover all the Botoz treatments that keep me looking so fine and from turning into an “old hag.” Now can we get back to Sam Adams or do you just want to keep calling me names? I know, I know calling me names is so much more fun then dealing with this ucky issue of this disapointment we call a Mayor.
Oh and hey I don’t mind being a freak if it protects kids from predators, I wouldn’t want to fit in with people like you who can’t accept the truth of what Sam Adams is…oh and btw Portland is just as much my city as yours which is why I was out there on Friday with a sign.
Ol’ Rondine’s had plenty of sex, that you can be sure of. She’s been tartin’ out that voluptuous rump of hers to the tune of three kids apparently.
As to my “gainful employment”, don’t flatter yourself. No amount of cameras on your buttocks will ever put food on my table.
You say “can we get back to Sam Adams” as if you weren’t the one that keeps avoiding the subject. You never answered my question about why he should resign, which tells me that you have no good reasons at all. Sam Adams is not a child predator, he had sex with a consenting adult, and you have nothing to counter that. You are really grasping at straws here, aren’t you? You keep dragging this off-topic because you don’t really have a point to argue. You have nothing. Congratulations, I have officially lost interest in this non-discussion, and I have better things to do with my afternoon. Do you?
She doesn’t. In fact, her mission has nothing to do with our fine mayor at all. She’s only here because she’s been Googling all day looking for her name in the press and stumbled on my “slacker blog”.
Back to the topic at hand though – like Apple, I’m still in the dark on where the hell you’re getting this pedophile bit? Beau Breedlove was 18 at the time.
No one knows how old Breedlove was when they had sex because Adams has covered up and lied from the beginning. Ok guys we will just take a liars word for it that he waited until the kid turned 18, for sake of arguement, its still not right. He (Adams) was in the role of a mentor that is a teaching position and this kid was an intern. I don’t care that it wasn’t “Sams” intern per say, Adams used his influence to get this kid to sleep with him. I could go into the lying and the cover up but you can read it yourself, everywhere. I have no mission, Wagner, only that Adams steps down and you can bet I will be out there next week and the week after until he does.
…. and so much for the 50 hour a week job and taking care of those 3 kids.
…a great way to use my unused vaca and the wee ones can hold their own sign
@Rondine
According to Breedlove’s interview with the Oregonian, Sam Adams did not use his influence to force him to sleep with him:
“I was not pulled into this situation by Sam. I was not unfairly influenced by Sam. I think Sam is a wonderful man.”
He also states that their sexual relationship didn’t start until after he turned 18.
Read full article here:
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2009/01/breedlove.html
Rodine,
Wow, I’m shocked…What a great way to exploit your kids…are you sure you want them hanging around an area where a so called “sex predator” works? “Protect our kids” you say? Jez! Hypocrite…
yeah, god forbid you’d use that vacation time to take those kids to Disneyland or something. “Where are we going mommy?” …. “Mommy’s got an axe to grind honey, just hold up this sign and freeze your ass off so mommy can be on TV ok?”
You know that was actually funny, Wagner, too bad it took you twenty four hours to think of it. None of this nonsense takes away from the fact the Mayor was grooming Breedlove for sex (Breedlove has now confirmed that he was at least kissing our pervy Mayor on the lips prior to his eighteenth birthday, we will probably never know how far this really went.) You are really grasping at straws if you think Breedlove’s interview made anything about Adams lying, child predator behavior look any better, because it didn’t.
So come Monday I am pretty sure Adams will step down, what other logical option does he have? This I know for sure, Disneyland will still be overrated, Apple Dumplog will still be making my Venti 140 Degree Tazo Soy Black Tea Latte and Wagner will still be a complete blowhard with the same three misfits reading this blog.
Three misfits and a mother of dubious self-worth who might well be condoning child abuse as she wraps cold little fingers around a wooden stick, fabricated for no other reason than to shamelessly promote the long lost Hollywood dreams of a shriveled old prune.
Rondine, it really doesn’t surprise me that Starbucks Brand Piss is the only coffee you are familiar with. But it looks like you are gonna need a lifetime supply of it for all of those long days of standing in front of City Hall, because Adams is not going to resign:
http://bikeportland.org/2009/01/25/confirmed-adams-will-stay/
And recall efforts are probably not going to work:
http://www.bizjournals.com/portland/stories/2009/01/19/daily45.html
So eat that, bitch. And get the fuck out.
AAAAMEN!! GET LOST BITCH!!!
This was some funny shit……….I am gay but that is a NICE ass;) I am about to get out there……..my sign will read I AM HERE I AM GAY AND I WILL STAY. I have gay pride until the day I die.
Apple if you are a size zero you must have some crab apple tits to go along with your lack of figure.
MGIP: Get a life loser, can’t you hear the echo?
Oh I guess I am a loser cause I am gay now……thats the only echo I hear!!!!!!
oh pulleeeeez! quit being such a drama queen! i’m gay and i’m not offended by any of this! you are the one that is pointing the finger at yourself! you’re the one calling everyone names! if you have pride honey then lets see some because from where i’m standing youre a screamming nelly!
cyrus is right..please crawl back in your hole and shut the fuck up..u give gays a bad name and not anyone else here
Oh I see now suddenly everyone is gay………….I guess everyone one is trying to be just like me.
no one is trying to be like you……. no one here needs the attention you do.
And I thought robertwagner was a jackass. At least his posts had a sense of humor and some intelligence to them.
You don’t think I’m a jackass anymore? That makes me sad Benji, very very sad.
Fear not, you’ll make my year end Top Ten list I’m sure.
Homosexuality is a sin.
Jesus saves.
ohhh shit am i glad i ever got away from these clownish inbred lowlifes. As for anyone who remains, a few simple words of advice: kill all fags AND all Jesus freaks and you will have some kind of a chance then.