Frustrated with years of female rejection and bored with fondling one another in the nude, twin brothers James Johnson and Michael Johnson of SE Portland decided it would be fun to start beating up on homeless people in nearby Colonel Summers Park. Unleashing years of pent-up sexual aggression, the brothers have been charged with the assault of no fewer than 5 homeless individuals, including pushing a 50 year old woman down a set of stairs, presumably because she reminded them of their inexperience with members of the opposite sex.
Jimmy and Mikey have been arrested for being bad boys a few times in the past but, given the nature of their “special relationship” with one another, their crimes were largely dismissed out of pity.
James, the more violent of the two, is known to enjoy receiving anal sex in the missionary position from his brother Michael, a rather unusual position for homosexuals but a position that allows he and his brother to gaze deeply into one another’s eyes during lovemaking.
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I am failing to see where you can find humor in this tragic series of hate crimes. Let’s call them what they are, hate crimes. Meaningful, if a bit sarcastic, commentary is found elsewhere in your blog and yet you’ve reduced the plight of the victimized underprivileged to an opportunity to show disdain for homosexuals. I am not sure if I find this offensive or not but I most certainly don’t find it appropriate.
shut up you idiot……… i think the point went right over your head
I’m truly sorry that you find my commentary meaningful in the least.
As for the butt brothers above, I’m not finding humor in the underprivileged. I’m finding humor in the fact that these two apes obviously have some inadequacy issues, or at least I was. Now I’m finding humor in the fact that you apparently take anything I’ve written seriously.
Appropriate? You didn’t find it appropriate? What the hell are you doing here then?
hey guys i was wondering why u guys are mentally retarded…… i think you all are mentally deranged idiots who like to get it on