Ok, so its not really a “reel”, just one hard to pronounce acronym. Sammy is a pretty eloquent guy, it’s surprising to see all of that brain power stumbling over something so simple. Maybe he’s just cold? And as FUCKING TIRED OF THE SNOW as we are?
*Video edited down from a long-winded clip stolen from KPTV (we have Dish Network so we couldn’t see what KATU was showing).
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LOL!!
He’s probably just tired.
I think he was just a little woozy off of poppers and weird gay sex all night. You know gay people are the most decadent and disgusting group of people around, right? NOT MY MAYOR!!! I DON’T REMEMBER VOTING FOR THIS FUCKING CHICKEN HAWK!!!! NOT ONLY IS HE A WEIRD LITTLE SICKO, LOOKING FOR BARELY LEGAL BOY ASS, HE DOES A SHIT JOB AS MAYOR!!! WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING A MAJOR LEAUGE BASEBALL TEAM? PEOPLE DON’T EVEN GO TO SEE THE STUPID MINOR LEAUGE BEAVERS BASEBALL!!! AND HE TOTALLY FUCKED THE CITY UP DURING THE SNOW STORM, THE ONLY THING HE DID WAS THREATEN THE CITY INTO SHOVELING THEIR WALK WAYS!!!! THIS GUY WAS JUST VERA KATZ’S FAG HAG BUDDY, HE’S AT AS HELL TOO!!!
TWO CORRECTIONS “WHY ARE WE GETTING A MAJOR LEAUGE ‘SOCCER’ TEAM” AND “HE’S ‘FAT’ AS HELL TOO”, HE EATS AT GUSTAVS GERMAN RESTAURANT WAAAAAAY TOO MUCH, HE MUST REALLY LIKE THAT SAUSAGE, FUCKING SICKO, I’D SPIT IN HIS FUCKING FACE IF I SAW HIM ON THE STREET AND CALL HIM A FUCKING CHICKEN HAWK!!!!
Portland is getting a major league baseball team? YES!!!
Thanks Sam!!
chicken hawk fetish anyone? lol!