Washington Square Mall and The Non-Offensive Holiday Wreath

Leave it to the Portland area to be overly cautious about offending anyone. While it might still be appropriate to charge $35 for a fucking photo of your kid on Santa’s lap, it must not be appropriate to use traditional holiday colors in the Washington Square Mall holiday shopping rape wreath. Instead of good ol’ Red and Green we now get a cornucopia of My Little Pony colors (pinks, white, blue, orange, etc.) in the wreaths hanging in front of the major department stores now (see photo).

I guess this is supposed to make Macy’s et. al. seem like Jew and Kwanzaa friendly places to shop too?  How thoughtful….

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12 Responses to Washington Square Mall and The Non-Offensive Holiday Wreath

  1. Muggs says:

    On top of spending the mere $35 for a picture and the joy of being able to sit and talk with Santa at our mall, I’m sure we’ll come down with the nasty cough he had as well. Bronchitis perhaps. Thanks for the memories SANTA. In response to your wreath though,,,perhaps Jews spend more money at Macy’s. Seems like the JEW type of store doesn’t it??

  2. J.Wilkerson says:

    Isn’t your comment more than just a little racist there Mr. Muggs?

  3. sld says:

    even more worse then that is when you sit on santa’s lap and he has a raging woody. marry christmas kids!!

  4. Muggs says:

    Yeah I’m racist. So what!!!

  5. J.Wilkerson says:

    I suppose it is to be expected that a blog with a 12 year olds sense of humor would naturally attract 12 year old Nazi commenters. Tell your mom to buy you DVD boxsets of Roots and Schindler’s List for Christmas this year youngster. You need to watch them.

  6. sld says:

    muggs is entitled to an opinion just like every one else in america asshole!! that is what our country is so great!

  7. bffive says:

    @J.WILKERSON== FUCK YOU. NOT EVERYONE HERE IS 12 ASSHOLE.

    @MUGGS== RACISM SUCKS & SO DO RACISTS

    @SLD== COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF

  8. RobertWagner says:

    I can only dream of having the mental maturity of a 12 year old. I believe I’m hovering right around 6 to 7 somewhere.

  9. Muggs says:

    I have nothing against Jews. I happen to think Macy’s is a very elite store. So why would my comment suggest any different you closed minded FUCKWHIT?? The fact that I said I was racist,,,well yeah I am,,,and so are you WILKERSON. We all are. Even in my young immature twelve year old brain,,,I could figure that one out.

  10. hood says:

    if Macy’s really wanted to attract the Jews, they should of decorated a giant bagel in lieu of a wreath.

  11. RobertWagner says:

    Oh Christ…. that was too fucking funny…..

  12. MAD GAY IN PORTLAND says:

    Hey SLD REALLY people are entitled to an opinion on this site……….that is funny because neither I nor the lake oswego ass have been free to speak our mind. Oh you attack Jews and gays on this site….what a surprise.

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