Hurray, the election is over and the results were less surprising than anyone thought. The news stations have run the well completely dry and, now that it’s all over, the local and national media outlets all ask themselves the same question – “Now What?”
Well, for Fox 12 news here in Portland, they’ve got you covered. In response to the over-coverage of the most one sided election in recent memory (save for a certain local Oregon race but we’ll get to that one later) – Fox 12 has dedicated its ultra-crack-team of super sleuth reports, known around the region as “The Fox 12 Investigators!™” to bring us this little gem:
Five Most Dangerous Places For Women
So what are they? SE 82nd? Burnside & 3rd? Lloyd Center Sears?
No. As it turns out, the NUMBER ONE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE FOR WOMEN is actually (gasp!) – A DARK PARKING LOT! OMIGOD! Who knew? Apparently walking alone in a dark parking lot has caused a lot of women to be scared and afraid! Wow! Thanks Fox 12 Investigators™! We’ll all be a lot safer now!
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